Thursday, June 5, 2008

> queer eye - straight guy

i guess you can lump me in with the ' questioning' community after getting deep in straight-up women profession...that requires me to understand women....what they like, what color best for that or this , whats latest & trendy, that designer heels should go with this designer jeans, what tableware fit your lifestyle & so on.
trust me....every-so-often while designing any feminine theme i had to take a trip to the bathroom mirror and take a look at the dirty unkempt unshaven mass of male that looked back at me just to snap out of the estro-zone i was finding myself in at every turn...i hv to read at least 4 to 5 women fashion magazines in every month, plus other hse decor etc-etc periodicals....errr gossip magazine - sometimes....sometimes je la ok, i need back-up content for stupid small-chat during company's event, hahahaha what can i say....i'm working in a ' plastic ' industry...

and all these did influence my lifestyle though...

i'm single, .....errr yes, until now ! sigh !....and that make people believe i'm part of the ' questioning ' community....
my gay friend asked me once.... ' sister, ....you have great interest in grooming, you do facial cleansing once in every-month, ....shops like a woman specially on clothing & housewares, craze over house decor and assorted creature comforts-affinities traditionally considered the realm only of women and gay man....i wonder if you really-really sure that you are not a ' CLOSET CASE ' ? .....hmmmmmmmmmmm...' another analog player in a digital world ' ..... everbody wants to look good and hv a nice hse these days.....right?

whatever, i'm used to all these questions, i'm cool and couldn't care-less what people think of me.... ;p

o ya.....they missed these...i'm also a guy who is agree on dish towels that match the appliances! love oprah winfrey show and sex & the city...hiks!.........but that doesn't mean i'm automatically can be categorized as one of the ' questioning ' community ya....because i do enjoy other shows commonly enjoyed by straight guy...

15 comments:

  1. Hey Bro! You are one of a kind. A very cool guy indeed!

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  2. Whatttttt???!!! hey! yre good!

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  3. sista, err I mean brother.... I like u d way u r.... Robok or not!!! Hahahaha

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  4. spena,
    thanks.....'one of the kind ?'no la...cool guy? wish i am.. hahahahaha

    neome,
    yezzzzaaa...i'm good! always.

    aiz,
    my ears & nose r virgin...hahahaha...i like u d way u r too sista..

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  5. Woi...tulis aje panjang...kawin la cepat!

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  6. amboi...now you're talking.

    bro, jodoh ditangan tuhan.....wish i could get 'it' from the shelves hiks.

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  7. raine..
    so after ALL, you are straight?
    hik.jangan mare,gurau jer..saja jer tuang minyak sikit,maklumlah,rakyat malaysia semua tengah naik minyak di sebabkan kenaikkan harga minyak.hik.

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  8. dear nora, as straight as a die..hahaha

    tu la..minyak dah naik harga,pasni pi keja naik gerek la..

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  9. gerek?as in basikal?..maybe u ask the PM do that first la..as kepimpinan melalui teladan.

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  10. if you look up the word metrosexual in the dictionary your face will be next to it....

    metro ok bukan homo...

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  12. Metrosexual ni mamat/minah yang masturbate dalam LRT ke?

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  13. Tak la SD, minah/mamat yang suka have sex kat Metrojaya

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  14. jz, must watch ' metrosexual ', a thai movie.....funny.

    bro, metrosexual = bandar yg bersengama..

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  15. very funny..
    lepa ingat senang kot nak cari bini/laki

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