Monday, June 23, 2008

> 30dd-story

something more unusual than i might think occurred on the catwalk during spring/summer08 shows on fashion tv last week. it happened when the model walked down the prada catwalk wearing fifties-style full skirt with a sleeveless fine-ribbed woollen cardigan etc and no bra!
and as she strode down the catwalk, her breast moved, quite-a-lot, relatively speaking.
real-moving, hanging, dancing follow the beat womanly was rather funny but sexy though...

gals, do not try this at home without me k

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

> maybe i'm just going through a phase

do you ever feel that you’ve misjudged a relationship with someone?
lately i’ve been feeling that. i’ve tried to put it aside, but i just can’t. i’ve tried to ignore it, but it hurts just the same.

it could be that i just misread something somewhere.
maybe i’m just going through a phase.
but honestly, i feel distanced, apart, separate. and i don’t know how to get back.
confronting the problem seems like the best solution, but i don’t dare. i don’t feel like i have the right.........

there are moments where this feels worse than any broken heart..

Thursday, June 5, 2008

> queer eye - straight guy

i guess you can lump me in with the ' questioning' community after getting deep in straight-up women profession...that requires me to understand women....what they like, what color best for that or this , whats latest & trendy, that designer heels should go with this designer jeans, what tableware fit your lifestyle & so on.
trust me....every-so-often while designing any feminine theme i had to take a trip to the bathroom mirror and take a look at the dirty unkempt unshaven mass of male that looked back at me just to snap out of the estro-zone i was finding myself in at every turn...i hv to read at least 4 to 5 women fashion magazines in every month, plus other hse decor etc-etc periodicals....errr gossip magazine - sometimes....sometimes je la ok, i need back-up content for stupid small-chat during company's event, hahahaha what can i say....i'm working in a ' plastic ' industry...

and all these did influence my lifestyle though...

i'm single, .....errr yes, until now ! sigh !....and that make people believe i'm part of the ' questioning ' community....
my gay friend asked me once.... ' sister, have great interest in grooming, you do facial cleansing once in every-month, ....shops like a woman specially on clothing & housewares, craze over house decor and assorted creature comforts-affinities traditionally considered the realm only of women and gay man....i wonder if you really-really sure that you are not a ' CLOSET CASE ' ? .....hmmmmmmmmmmm...' another analog player in a digital world ' ..... everbody wants to look good and hv a nice hse these days.....right?

whatever, i'm used to all these questions, i'm cool and couldn't care-less what people think of me.... ;p

o ya.....they missed these...i'm also a guy who is agree on dish towels that match the appliances! love oprah winfrey show and sex & the city...hiks!.........but that doesn't mean i'm automatically can be categorized as one of the ' questioning ' community ya....because i do enjoy other shows commonly enjoyed by straight guy...

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

> politicly correct

it's silly but funny, i like it.........hahahahahahaha

a little boy goes to his dad and asks, ' what is Politics? '
dad says, ' well son, let me try to explain it this way:

i am the head of the family, so call me ' THE PRESIDENT '.
your mother is the administrator of the money,
so we call her ' THE GOVERNMENT '.
we are here to take care of your needs,
so we will call you ' THE PEOPLE '.
the nanny, we will consider her ' WORKING CLASS '.
and your baby brother, we will call him ' THE FUTURE '.

now think about that and see if it makes sense. '

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad has said.

later that night, he hears his baby brother crying,
so he gets up to check on him .
he finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

so the little boy goes to his parent’s room and finds his mother asleep.
not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. finding the door
locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. he knocks on the door but nothing happens.
he gives up and goes back to bed.

the next morning, the little boy says to his father,
' dad, i think i understand the concept of politics now. '

the father says, ' good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about. '

the little boy replies,
THE PRESIDENT is screwing THE WORKING CLASS while THE GOVERNMENT is sound asleep.
THE PEOPLE are being ignored and THE FUTURE is in deep shit.......